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Title: Definition of dialysis
Post by: RedMist on November 04, 2012, 11:16:14 AM
Dialysis; n., a process which compensates for lost kidney function in spite of which patients remain alive.
Title: Re: Definition of dialysis
Post by: RedMist on November 04, 2012, 11:20:18 AM
Darn, I should have Previewed before posting.   I like this version better.


Dialysis; n., a prodcedure that compensates for lost kidney function and in spite of which patients defiantly continue to survive.

 :sarcasm;
Title: Re: Definition of dialysis
Post by: Riki on November 04, 2012, 12:44:52 PM
it's an unholy union between man and machine which compensates for the loss of kidney function, keeping the patient alive, but not necessarily living
Title: Re: Definition of dialysis
Post by: RedMist on November 04, 2012, 05:31:49 PM
Amen
Title: Re: Definition of dialysis
Post by: Joe on November 04, 2012, 06:56:14 PM
Aho