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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Spouses and Caregivers => Topic started by: brenda seal on October 24, 2012, 07:03:52 AM

Title: POSITION VACANT
Post by: brenda seal on October 24, 2012, 07:03:52 AM

POSITION VACANT : Wanted backscratcher must be available 24/7 on an " on call " basis . Must be gentle and willing to accept precise instructions . Must be cheerful with a can do attitude . No remuneration can be offered and please don't expect thanks . Any takers ?

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: Joe on October 24, 2012, 07:24:59 AM

Well, I've been told I'm a pretty good back scratcher. And I take direction relatively well, at least I can be directed to 'the spot'. But I do expect a thank you, at least most of the time  ;).

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: MaryD on October 24, 2012, 04:34:07 PM

Surely Laurie is not trying to trade you in, Brenda!  Hope he is still improving.    :grouphug;

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: Jean on October 25, 2012, 01:28:09 AM

Lots of Luck on that one dear.

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: cariad on October 25, 2012, 02:02:25 AM

Quote from: Jean on October 25, 2012, 01:28:09 AM

Lots of Luck on that one dear.

:rofl;
My thoughts exactly! Oh, Brenda, have a hug: :cuddle;

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: boswife on October 25, 2012, 07:22:38 AM

ohhhhhhhh lordy lordy lordy  :rofl;  I already have that job,,, though nearly ready to VACATE!!  at least the always "chearful" part...  lol  Oh boy, this one hit me GOOD  :grouphug;

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: Rerun on October 25, 2012, 08:22:12 AM

One of the best Christmas presents the center ever gave us was a wooden stick backscratcher.  Ahhhhhh

  :thumbup;

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: MaryJoe on October 25, 2012, 09:11:13 AM

About 5 years ago my husband made wooden backscratchers and gave them to friends and family members that wanted them.  People still ask if we have any left.  We do - about 5 of them, I tell him to hang on to them or he'll be out in the yard rubbing his back on a tree like a bear when it itches.  His 'itches' tend to move around when I agree to scratch his back for him.

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: bevvy5 on October 25, 2012, 10:00:03 AM

Too funny, the first thing in the suitcase if we go anywhere is Greg's backscratcher.

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: brenda seal on October 25, 2012, 12:57:43 PM

Well Thanks guys ! So Joe if you don't take up the job I will look for a wooden back scratcher ! Just a joke really I don't mind  doing it all and Laurie is grateful .

Title: Re: POSITION VACANT
Post by: drgirlfriend on October 25, 2012, 04:31:49 PM

I am so glad to hear about more itchy folks! The Boyfriend goes around scratching his back on the corners of the walls like a bear. I gotta get him a back scratcher. Wish I had some woodworking skills.