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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Riki on December 24, 2011, 04:39:40 PM

Title: What we learned in dialysis
Post by: Riki on December 24, 2011, 04:39:40 PM

A student nurse, when leaving my unit to go back to school, gave the nurses a card with the things she learned while in dialysis.  These are some of them.  Feel free to add your own.

What happens in dialysis, stays in dialysis

There's nothing worse than a skinny nurse (because everyone brings the nurses food)

Christmas carols can be sung all year round (the team lead is always singing something)

Title: Re: What we learned in dialysis
Post by: cassandra on February 19, 2012, 06:54:03 AM

if a Dpatient gets unwell, its probably their own fault, so turn the radio up

Title: Re: What we learned in dialysis
Post by: jbeany on February 19, 2012, 02:37:46 PM

I learned that a 2 minute conversation with my neph about his tie is actually a $500 consultation that can be billed to insurance.   ;D

Title: Re: What we learned in dialysis
Post by: Rerun on February 19, 2012, 04:10:35 PM

Good one Jbeany!   :rofl;

Let's see....  In the morning at Nocturnal, a night time full of FARTS is blamed on the drains.         :waving;