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Title: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: jbeany on October 15, 2011, 07:49:17 PM

If you chose to wear a costume that is warm enough for the chilly weather.

If you get bored going from door to door after the first block.

If you refuse to eat any candy that might damage your dental work.

If you ask for high-fiber, organic candy, please.

If people say: "Great geezer mask" and you're not wearing one.

If you have a bag full of restraining orders by the end of the night.

If you'd prefer a cold beer instead of a candy bar.

 If you're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a driver's license.

If you remember who the Power Rangers are.

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: okarol on October 16, 2011, 01:53:58 AM

 :thumbup;

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: willowtreewren on October 16, 2011, 03:39:33 AM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Rerun on October 16, 2011, 04:54:11 AM

If there is gray hair poking out your mask.

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: kellyt on October 16, 2011, 10:36:17 AM

You have to be home from trick or treating before Wheel of Fortune starts.
You get winded between houses and need to stop for breaks.
You trick or treat on your Hoverround.
You have to create a costume around your oxygen tank.
You ring the doorbell with your cane.

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Cordelia on October 16, 2011, 05:28:54 PM

 :rofl;     :rofl;     :rofl;

I'm actually going to dress up this year for the first time since I was a kid. I am getting my costume together and I'm going to be a zombie    ;D

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: okarol on October 16, 2011, 09:28:33 PM

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(variation lol) People say: "Great Keith Richards mask!," And you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Jean on October 17, 2011, 12:38:36 AM

You cant make it from house # 1 to house # 3 without asking to use the bathroom, because its your day to take a water pill.

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Iwannabean on October 17, 2011, 06:50:53 AM

If you dress like one of the Beatles, and someone mistakes you for Moe Howard (3 stooges) :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Iwannabean

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: kellyt on October 17, 2011, 11:05:48 AM

Quote from: okarol on October 16, 2011, 09:28:33 PM

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(variation lol) People say: "Great Keith Richards mask!," And you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.

EEWWW!!!!!!

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: okarol on October 18, 2011, 12:16:34 AM

Quote from: kellyt on October 17, 2011, 11:05:48 AM

Quote from: okarol on October 16, 2011, 09:28:33 PM

You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(variation lol) People say: "Great Keith Richards mask!," And you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.

EEWWW!!!!!!

 :rofl;

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Chris on October 18, 2011, 09:34:08 PM

I'll just stay home and raid the Halloween Candy container then to save the trouble..... :rofl;

Title: Re: You might be too old to Trick or Treat....
Post by: Riki on October 18, 2011, 10:14:13 PM

I was thinking of dressing up and going trick or treating this year.  My problem is that it gets dark too damn early.  I'd get lost in my own neighborhood, and possibly hit by a car