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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: billybags on August 15, 2011, 05:58:22 AM

Title: A glass of wine!
Post by: billybags on August 15, 2011, 05:58:22 AM
You all know I like a glass of wine. I thought this was funny.

A glass of wine




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service .
Title: Re: A glass of wine!
Post by: boswife on August 15, 2011, 12:11:59 PM
 :rofl;  that's funny............. but whats sad is its true huh..lol   at least to a point that is  ;)
Title: Re: A glass of wine!
Post by: Riki on August 24, 2011, 09:12:37 PM
I had to copy that.. *G*
Title: Re: A glass of wine!
Post by: Jean on August 25, 2011, 12:27:37 AM
 :rofl;  :rofl;  GOOD ONE!!!