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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 07:16:28 AM

Title: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 07:16:28 AM

After I started doing exchanges at home, I could tell my wife was a bit unnerved by my catheter. Yes, there is no real way to hide it as I wear a belt to keep it from dangling every place. One night to try to help her relax I walked into our bedroom naked without my PD belt, catheter hanging down at my knees, and struck a classic body builder pose.

She asked, "What are you doing?"

I replied, I just wanted you to be sure to tell your friends how awesome it is to have a man with 18 inches dangling between his legs.

She laughed.

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: peleroja on May 27, 2011, 08:22:47 AM

There ain't nothing like starting your day with a big old belly laugh.  Way to go!

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 08:23:54 AM

I try.

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: billybags on May 27, 2011, 10:29:28 AM

WOW  that is a long catheter. Are you sure that's what it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 11:39:08 AM

If I was swinging 18 inches that thin, I'd have to roll it up just to make a decent attempt with it, including the transfer set. That said, I know my nurse would flip out if I even thought about making a catheter dildo.

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: Darthvadar on May 27, 2011, 11:47:33 AM

We call Mum's TenchKoff her Willy!!!!...

She calls herself a Chick with a Dick!!!....

Darth.....

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 11:57:03 AM

I like your mom.

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: Darthvadar on May 27, 2011, 12:53:15 PM

You should meet her!!!!!...

Can't take her anywhere... No, that's not quite right... You can take her somewhere twice... Second time's to apologise!!!.....

Darth...

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on May 27, 2011, 12:59:20 PM

Now, that's my kind of lady!

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: willowtreewren on May 27, 2011, 02:21:26 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Love it!

Aleta

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: Riki on August 01, 2011, 11:31:00 PM

I remember looking at the catheter that way.... have it dangling between my legs, and I'd think.. "so THAT'S what it's like"  *LOL*

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: dawn24 on August 10, 2011, 10:59:37 AM

Oh my, I love it.  I'm going to tell this "DBF" :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Low swinging PD humor.
Post by: gothiclovemonkey on August 10, 2011, 07:25:39 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I thought that a few times riki! lol

good way to put her at east HOD

Darth ur mom rocks!