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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: okarol on May 15, 2011, 10:19:09 AM

Title: Texting for Seniors
Post by: okarol on May 15, 2011, 10:19:09 AM

I'll bet there are a few here that relate to in-center  :rofl;

Texting for Seniors

ATD:
At The Doctor's

BFF:
Best Friend Farted

BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:
Covered By Medicare

CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center

DWI:
Driving While Incontinent

FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was

FYI:
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:
Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:
Had Good BM

IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:
Living On Lipitor

LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

SGGP:
Sorry, Gotta Go P

TTYL:
Talk To You Louder

WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:
Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil

These are great no matter how you old.  After all don't we all have those senior moments?

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing, so we can keep the list updated.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: galvo on May 15, 2011, 05:08:46 PM

OMG!

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: willowtreewren on May 15, 2011, 05:54:12 PM

ROFLMAO!

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: lmunchkin on May 16, 2011, 06:06:38 PM

Okarol, these are adorable!  Thanks for this fun stuff!  Glad I clicked on this post!

lmunchkin

Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: texasstyle on May 17, 2011, 02:07:02 PM

That's hysterical! Thnks for the giggle