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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: billybags on March 29, 2011, 10:14:55 AM

Title: Recipe for pain
Post by: billybags on March 29, 2011, 10:14:55 AM

Recipe  for Pain


Take:

1 Tired heart heart with three stents
2 Knackered Kidneys
1 Worn out knee
1 Worn-out hip joint
! Stomach with flux

Mix together in a big bowl:

Throw in fourteen mixed tablets; add one heart nurse, one kidney doctor, one osteopath and one gastro doctor. Give it a big stir and what do you get.

Pain Pain Pain and the thing is no one listens.

Title: Re: Recipe for pain
Post by: MooseMom on March 29, 2011, 11:27:17 AM

That doesn't sound like a tasty dish to me.  No, thank you.

Title: Re: Recipe for pain
Post by: willowtreewren on March 29, 2011, 12:51:30 PM

 :secret;

WE are listening, Billybags!  :cuddle;

 :grouphug; :grouphug; :grouphug;

Aleta

Title: Re: Recipe for pain
Post by: galvo on March 30, 2011, 04:56:11 AM

I'm with you, billbags, even down to the number of stents.

Title: Re: Recipe for pain
Post by: Hazmat35 on March 30, 2011, 05:23:47 AM

LOL, I've had that "recipe" before. 

IT IS NASTY!!!!!  I agree!