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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: KICKSTART on February 02, 2011, 02:20:16 PM
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
3. Doctor's office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
5. In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
8. The best! In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
9. Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
11. Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
12. Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
13. A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
14. Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A$$?
16. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
17. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
18. In a Japanese cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
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Personally, I'm still fond of the ones on I-75 by Gaylord, MI. The state has posted road side signs giving directions to find "Tourist and Elk Herd Information."
Betcha didn't know a group of tourists is a herd, did ya?
Maybe it only seems that way when I'm waiting on them.....
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From personal experience in a small restaurant in Mumbai, India (1975) sign that read "No spitting hither and thither indiscriminately".
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:rofl; :rofl;
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just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT WE TAKE IT"
what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;
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On a church sign it was on the news. Whoever prayed for snow please stop
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just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT WE TAKE IT"
what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;
Well if its anything to do with PETROL over here , its our money they are taking !!!
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just reading the paper had a picture of a petrol truck that said on the side "YOU MAKE IT WE TAKE IT"
what are they taking? :waiting; :stressed;
Are you sure it was a petrol truck and not one that empties septic tanks? ;D
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if it looks like a petrol truck, it must be a septic tank.
jelly beans for JBEANY :yahoo;