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Title: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: KICKSTART on January 30, 2011, 01:35:50 PM

Ok so what with the mice and everything, im slightly paranoid right now ! Yesterday was the final straw ! Went into the kitchen to make a cuppa and out of the corner of my eye i saw something move  :o  Took a step towards it and it moved about an inch or so , then stopped again, it was like a bug of sorts but white, with 2 long feelers. Oh no i though what on earth is this ? An albino cockroach or some sort of mutation ? Anyway i stood well back and blew at it and it moved again , so i thought im going to have to squish this monster but i didnt have any shoes on . So ok i have to go get one of my shoes , but how do i do this without it running off , so quickly i went a grabbed a shoe and luckily it was still there when i came back .So i whacked it about 5 times good and hard with my shoe and when i looked nothing , no blood , no green gunge , it was still just sat there ! On closer inspection ...errrr it turns out i spent all that time trying to kill a bit of pile that had come of the kitchen rug ...the 2 long feelers where threads of cotton ..... :rofl; 

Title: Re: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: jbeany on January 30, 2011, 01:51:26 PM

Never mind the poison and the mousetraps - save the money for some glasses!   :rofl;

Title: Re: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: rsudock on January 30, 2011, 02:08:10 PM

that kitchen rug can turn into all kinds of creepy things late at night for me...last night sleeping on the couch I though it was some kind of animal...

eeek!!

xo,
R

Title: Re: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: Jean on January 31, 2011, 01:57:15 AM

 :rofl;   :rofl;    :rofl;   :clap;  Gosh its tough getting old, isn't it?

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Post by: billybags on January 31, 2011, 04:26:01 AM

KS that was so funny, I am sitting here nearly wetting my self. Should you go to "SPEC SAVERS" or not.

Title: Re: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: Darthvadar on January 31, 2011, 05:13:48 AM

Ha Ha!!!!!!...

Oh Dear, Kicky... You really are as daft as a brush!!!!...  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;...

Think you're beyond SpecSavers... Think it's a Guide Dog you need!!!!!... BRILLIANT!!!!...

Thanks a million for the laugh!!!!!!...

Darth...

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Post by: boswife on January 31, 2011, 06:24:04 AM

this really gave me a great laugh  :rofl;    As...........................  i've 'been there done that'  lol

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Post by: del on January 31, 2011, 07:49:25 AM

" I've been there , done that too!!"  LOL!!!

Title: Re: Monster on my kitchen floor !
Post by: Poppylicious on January 31, 2011, 09:25:03 AM

Oh my, thank you for the giggle!

It reminds me of the time at uni when I went screaming to my friend to ask her to remove the HUGE spider from my bedroom floor.  She picked it up and shoved it in my face; it was a clump of my hair.

 ;D