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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Stoday on October 28, 2010, 05:59:59 AM

Title: Aaaahhhhg!
Post by: Stoday on October 28, 2010, 05:59:59 AM

OK, a new thread — What do you say to the person who fails to stick your fistula right, has another go and fails again - and maybe even again? I'll start it off:

Aaaahhhhg!
You've missed your vocation — you should have been a road repairer.

Aaaahhhhg!
Were you once a pneumatic hammer operator?

Aaaahhhhg!
Are you German? I guess old habits die hard.

OK, your turn now...

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Post by: ChickenLittle56 on October 28, 2010, 08:08:20 AM

Aaaahhhhg!
Were you a carpenter and you miss using a hammer and nail?

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Post by: paul.karen on October 28, 2010, 08:29:08 AM

Aaahhhhg!
Im not a VooDoo doll

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Post by: galvo on October 28, 2010, 11:50:04 PM

Aaaaahhhhg!

Sod off!!

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Post by: Des on October 29, 2010, 12:40:53 AM

Shall I try and stick you now.......

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Post by: ChickenLittle56 on October 29, 2010, 09:51:41 AM

Aaaahhhg!
were you an upholsterer...you think we are a piece of furniture

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Post by: kitkatz on October 29, 2010, 04:59:34 PM

aaaghh!
Careful there I am not a pin cushion!

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Post by: AJW73 on March 12, 2011, 03:00:52 PM

AAAAHHHH!
Nurse: I'm sorry, did that hurt you?
My usual responses: No, I always scream when someone puts a needle in my arm!
                            It didn't tickle!
                           DUH, YES IT HURTS!
                           I wouldn't be screaming if it didn't now, would I?
                           :Kit n Stik; Does this hurt?!

Title: Re: Aaaahhhhg!
Post by: YLGuy on March 12, 2011, 03:20:57 PM

Aaaahhhhg!
Strike three...your outta here!

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Post by: monrein on March 12, 2011, 03:22:18 PM

Easy peasy this one.....Give me that needle, I'm doing it myself from here on out!!!!