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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Marina on October 27, 2010, 10:48:51 AM

Title: medical dictionary
Post by: Marina on October 27, 2010, 10:48:51 AM

Artery -The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - Knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Nearly killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet. - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour - One plus one more.
Urine - Opposite of you're out.

Title: Re: Southern redneck medical dictionary
Post by: Riki on October 27, 2010, 06:20:45 PM

Post Operative cracked me up

Title: Re: Southern redneck medical dictionary
Post by: galvo on October 27, 2010, 08:55:55 PM

Nice one, Marina.

Title: Re: medical dictionary
Post by: Jean on October 28, 2010, 01:03:51 AM

Very entertaining, thanks....... :clap;

Title: Re: medical dictionary
Post by: Des on October 28, 2010, 05:37:23 AM

I am going to DILATE :bandance;