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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Mizar on August 05, 2010, 02:36:25 PM

Title: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: Mizar on August 05, 2010, 02:36:25 PM

So, this Morning, I had to take My Husband to Dialysis at Six A.M. as He was not feeling well enough to take Himself, not a Problem, except, there is no Six A.M. on My Internal Clock. I Stumbled out of Bed, with Ten Minutes, to spare, threw on a Pair of Shorts and went to the Closet, for His Portable Oxygen Cart. I reached in, grabbed a Handle and Wheeled it in front of Him and took off to the Bathroom. Halfway, down the Hall, He said, " Hey, Hey " I turned around and looked. I had grabbed the Upright Vacuum Cleaner and put it in front of Him.

I don't think, I'm cut out, for this Caregiver Role. :urcrazy;

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: okarol on August 05, 2010, 02:54:34 PM

 :rofl; At least you've still got your sense of humor!  :clap;

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: Dianejt on August 05, 2010, 02:59:53 PM

Well did he vacuum the floor while waiting for you to pee?   :rofl;

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: jbeany on August 05, 2010, 03:16:49 PM

 :rofl;

I shouldn't laugh - I left the house in fuzzy slippers at the crack of dawn once.  Thankfully, I didn't get off the porch before I noticed!

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: kitkatz on August 05, 2010, 07:24:36 PM

The vacuum???? Sleepy girl!

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: paris on August 05, 2010, 07:44:20 PM

You made me laugh!!    You do have a hard job.  Thanks for being there.   :cuddle;

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: RichardMEL on August 05, 2010, 10:34:18 PM

well one blows air, the other sucks it.. it's an easy mistake to make - anyone could have!!!!  :rofl;

Thanks for sharing! That's fun!

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: Jean on August 05, 2010, 11:57:59 PM

Hey, as long as you dont try to vacuum the floor with his oxygen machine, you are doing okay,  :rofl;  :rofl;

Title: Re: Dumb Caregiver
Post by: pamster42000 on August 07, 2010, 06:47:29 PM

Thanks for the smile you gave me!