I have an extremely hard time falling asleep during dialysis. I always suffer from RLS symptoms which my litany of doctors have steadfastly refused to deal with.
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First comes the nurse practioner to wake me up. He is here to give lab results, or, to just remind me that he is pretty, and smart and in fact in charge. Sighhhhh! But I have developed a work around. I ask him for something , anything, which is usually enough to keep him away for a month or more.
Then there are the techs who congregrate in groups of three or more next to my recliner and discuss and laugh loudly to discuss what was on tv last night, whats for dinner tonight, and sometimes have sing-a-longs (really!). I am not a bad guy and try not to be rude, but do occasionally growl at them to scare them off.
Finally, nurses stack and unwrap new dialyizers, crinkling the foil and cellophane wrappers loundly. This prcoess is usually only started after they notice that I am asleep.
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Phew I feel better now! And let me add the disclaimer that I do like and appreciate the staff at my center. They work hard, and try to take care of me.