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Title: Porn Star Name (not rude)
Post by: KICKSTART on October 09, 2009, 04:37:23 AM
So whats your porn star name ?  You take the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name = your porn start name. :rofl;

Im Mitzy Hayes .. hmm not very exciting !
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Post by: dwcrawford on October 09, 2009, 05:17:58 AM
Nipper Jones


Not rude at all.... funny
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Post by: iketchum on October 09, 2009, 05:21:09 AM
Jake Rackliff, sounds more like a lawyer to me
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Post by: kitkatz on October 09, 2009, 06:28:30 AM
Suzie Mills
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Post by: willowtreewren on October 09, 2009, 06:40:44 AM
Rocky Phipps!  :rofl;
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Post by: nursewratchet on October 09, 2009, 07:07:20 AM
Pill Prater.   :yahoo;
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Post by: KICKSTART on October 09, 2009, 07:26:54 AM
Pill Prater.   :yahoo;


Your first pet was called Pill ?     :rofl;
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Post by: paris on October 09, 2009, 09:38:31 AM
Boy Huselton.       First dog was a hound dog named Boy and Mom didn't have the best maiden name.   Maybe that is why she married three times -- looking for the perfect last name    :rofl;
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Post by: nursewratchet on October 09, 2009, 02:33:32 PM
Yes.  Pill.  She was a dacshund, and always in trouble.  My mom said she was a pill.  She was slut too, she died in labor trying to birth 3 Greman Shepard puppies...  :(
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Post by: Rerun on October 09, 2009, 02:36:14 PM

Snooky Marple
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Post by: KICKSTART on October 09, 2009, 03:38:56 PM

Snooky Marple

We have a program over here featuring a Miss Marple , er she is an old lady who solves murders !   :rofl; In fact i think its an American program ?
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Post by: looneytunes on October 09, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
Smokey (my first dog) Fink ....

The Smokey part isn't too bad but FINK?

Not sure this would have helped me if I had started a career in the porn industry....might have had to choose a "stage name"!  :rofl;
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Post by: Rerun on October 09, 2009, 07:58:04 PM

Snooky Marple

We have a program over here featuring a Miss Marple , er she is an old lady who solves murders !   :rofl; In fact i think its an American program ?

Yes, but Snooky is the slut sister.    ;D
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Post by: Falkenbach on October 09, 2009, 09:41:14 PM
Bimby Beasy    :rofl;
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Post by: Hanify on October 09, 2009, 09:47:38 PM
Boots Hawthorn.  Problem is my sister Carmel's Porn Star name is Boots Hawthorn...
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Post by: Chris on October 09, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
Brute Applegate
Brute was our dog since I was a toddler and was very protective. Learned not t touch nails when I played in his dog house. :o
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Post by: Hanify on October 09, 2009, 09:56:54 PM
Brute Applegate
Brute was our dog since I was a toddler and was very protective. Learned not t touch nails when I played in his dog house. :o

Brilliant!!
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Post by: Chris on October 09, 2009, 10:22:50 PM
Well I can remember 2 other pet names we had as a kid, just nt all. We had a few pets from the shelter and some stayed and some went back and one I'm not sure what happened. But can remeber pets in my later years. Either way, porn names abound.
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Post by: Wattle on October 11, 2009, 05:58:21 PM
Rufus Martin.    ;D

Rufus was a golden English Cocker Spaniel. We got him when I was three and he died when I was twenty. I was heart broken, I loved that dog to pieces.
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Post by: monrein on October 11, 2009, 06:00:59 PM
Lady Stevens here.  Meet me round the corner in a half an hour.
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Post by: Romona on October 11, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
Duke Burick. Sound more like a PI or hit man.
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Post by: glitter on October 11, 2009, 08:09:21 PM
Token Burks- sounds like a hobbit!!
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Post by: okarol on October 12, 2009, 03:00:52 AM

I heard it was first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on?

Sugar Burbank

or how about going with the current pet/street?

Woody Bradford


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Post by: billybags on October 12, 2009, 03:56:02 AM
Bing Farmer.             
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Post by: Rerun on October 12, 2009, 05:08:48 AM
Current Pet and Street:  Pebbles Wilbur  or Tia Wilbur

Current pet and street you grew up on?  Pebbles Elk to Hwy  (won't work)   :rofl;
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Post by: monrein on October 12, 2009, 05:23:19 AM
If it's pet+street then I'd be Lady Featherbed Lane.   Now there's a name with a soft bounce to it.   :rofl;
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Post by: Bajanne on October 12, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Rex Padmore ??? ???
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Post by: kitkatz on October 12, 2009, 06:23:55 AM
Recent pets and Last name

Missy Mills
Aslan Mills
Ming Mills

Take your pick!
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Post by: Stoday on October 12, 2009, 10:59:14 AM
Brown Jack Messers.

Brown Jack was a duck. This was during WW2; I can remember the bombers flying over to drop bombs on Leicester, and the searchlights too.

Brown Jack ended up cooked on the table. I expected all my pets to end up like that. I'd been brought up to understand that that was the way of the world. Rabbits and chickens too.  :'(
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Post by: cariad on October 12, 2009, 06:03:47 PM
I heard it was your first pet plus current street, which happened to give my friend and coworker the porn name "ChiChi Bush" (pronounced She She).

Personally, I like first pet and first street for me: Champagne Shore. With such a refined name, I know it will only be a matter of time until I break into legitimate theatre....  ;) 
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Post by: texasstyle on October 12, 2009, 08:22:55 PM
Pumpkin Grant. Oh, if that doesn't sound like such a dud I don't know what does.
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Post by: Chris on October 12, 2009, 11:01:09 PM
Pumpkin Grant. Oh, if that doesn't sound like such a dud I don't know what does.

Sounds more like some sort of seasonal food dish  :rofl;
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Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on October 13, 2009, 04:33:46 AM
Joey Rodgers. = Pet Cat when I was 6 years old----Mother's maiden name
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Post by: texasstyle on October 13, 2009, 05:21:01 AM
Food dish??! Thanks for cracking me up this mornig! You're funny
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Post by: Slywalker on October 13, 2009, 09:28:17 AM
Buttons Bartlett (Buttons was a cat)

or for current pet/street

Spock Park   (hmmmm, that doesn't say much)
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Post by: MomInDialysis on October 13, 2009, 09:46:38 AM
Great one!  Metta Merrit here...boring.
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Post by: Ladystardust24 on October 13, 2009, 08:33:33 PM
Kuzya Mnushkin...

Soooooo NOT  porn name.. my friends and i had this talk..and we figured i'd be Kitty Kats... lmao. Sadly, there really is a pornstar with MY name.. but her last name is "Z" instead of "s" ..so thank god my family changed theirs!

But after my friend Iggy found this out.. (dont ask how) all my friends made fun of me asking me if "i made any movies lately" ... haha. now its funny.. but back then it wasnt so much.. especially since they kept going about it.. "i heard your a amature... " "whats it like to be famous?!' lol.. idiotic teen guy stuff...
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Post by: Ladystardust24 on October 13, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
oh i totally missed the change..

then it would either be..

Motya Heath
or
Teddy Heath... both boy names. :(

but my female guinea pig was Lola heath? (sounds way better.. even if she passed away) oddly thats the only female pet i ever had. I reaally wish I had an orange cat. named Penelope or Clementine... haha.
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Post by: Wallyz on October 13, 2009, 09:17:02 PM
Max Ridgeway.  Eh, not bad.
Title: Re: Porn Star Name (not rude)
Post by: harley08 on October 14, 2009, 09:20:29 AM
Harley Dougherty---   oh well :waving;