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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: peleroja on June 07, 2009, 12:55:43 PM

Title: Couple of Funnies for You
Post by: peleroja on June 07, 2009, 12:55:43 PM

I was in the market today and read the back of a man's shirt: "There is no problem so insurmountable that it cannot be solved with explosives."  I burst out laughing.  When he turned around he pointed out the logo on the front of his shirt - bomb squad.  Then I noticed the medic alert around his neck and showed him mine.  He said his was a little different, and invited me to read it.  You're gonna love this:

"Help, I need a beer.  If not breathing, two beers."

Title: Re: Couple of Funnies for You
Post by: dwcrawford on June 07, 2009, 01:11:00 PM

I love your hat.

Title: Re: Couple of Funnies for You
Post by: twirl on June 07, 2009, 01:54:43 PM

ohhhhhhhh, crawford - you have the cutetest asses  - just adorable

Title: Re: Couple of Funnies for You
Post by: dwcrawford on June 07, 2009, 02:31:53 PM

Thanks twirl.  I wish I had a real one....

Title: Re: Couple of Funnies for You
Post by: Chris on June 07, 2009, 05:50:58 PM

Quote from: peleroja on June 07, 2009, 12:55:43 PM

I was in the market today and read the back of a man's shirt: "There is no problem so insurmountable that it cannot be solved with explosives."  I burst out laughing.  When he turned around he pointed out the logo on the front of his shirt - bomb squad.  Then I noticed the medic alert around his neck and showed him mine.  He said his was a little different, and invited me to read it.  You're gonna love this:

"Help, I need a beer.  If not breathing, two beers."

That's funny, I don't care who you are.

Wish I knew where to get that shirt and necklace. I know a friend who would burst out laughing too.