I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: okarol on March 19, 2009, 08:11:20 AM
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::) Advice Column
A Face Not Even a Mother Could Love
Posted Thursday, March 12, 2009, at 6:45 AM ET
Dear Prudence,
My boyfriend and I are in a healthy and loving relationship, and we are beginning to talk about marriage. We both want the same number of kids at the same point in our lives. It is presumed that these will be our biological children. The issue is, I'm not sure that I would want to bear my boyfriend's children. While he is incredibly intelligent and has a great personality, he is markedly less physically attractive than I am. We get occasional lighthearted comments from friends and family about the discrepancy. Having biological children has never been important to me, and I think adoption is great. I believe that he will be an amazing father and that our children, biological or adopted, would be bright and well-behaved as a result of good parenting. Should I bring these thoughts up with him? I think he would be open to the idea of adoption but would also be hurt by my rationale. At what point should we discuss this more seriously, and how should I tell him how I feel?
—Skinny Bitch
Dear Skinny,
You're wise to avoid the potential tragedy of reproducing with your boyfriend: Your children could get his looks and your personality. Perhaps your boyfriend's already got an inkling of how you feel because of the Leonardo DiCaprio mask you ask him to wear when you make love. And although Brad and Angelina are both fecund and support adoption, I'm not sure they're going to agree to place any of their future progeny with you just to help you avoid the embarrassment of having a child who looks like your boyfriend. I'm trying to imagine how you initiate this discussion with him. Something like: "I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you. But when it comes to having kids, I'm sure that if we adopt we'll have a better shot of having decent-looking ones than if I let you impregnate me with your hideous sperm." That should go over well! What's supposed to happen when you are in love with someone (who also happens to be intelligent and have a great personality) is that you discover, despite objective measures, that person is beautiful to you. Your boyfriend sounds like a catch, so maybe you should toss him back so that he has a chance to find someone who's not permanently stuck in the shallow end.
—Prudie
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Maybe she will end up on dialysis and can't have kids. Then her outlook on the world and life may have a different meaning.
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:rofl;
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I hope her boyfriend is running in the opposite direction! How shallow is she?
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I think i have known a few like her. ::)
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Well I guess she's not a gold digger after all since he probably has a great job and she doesn't. :rofl; :rofl; is one way to look at it? :shy;
There are a lot of her type in my area. It's a mad mad world I say! (forgot what movie that is from)
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:rofl;
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Ugly on the inside!
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There you go kit, that's the phrase for her.
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I think that Prudence's reply was spot on.
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People. . .
They never cease to amaze me. . . ???
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Yes David, that's why we keep beating you in Who Loves IHD The Most post :rofl; :rofl;