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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: Sluff on February 13, 2009, 06:30:47 AM
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All drinks served at the bar are renal friendly. They look like the real thing, taste like the real thing, but do not add fluid.
RULES:
The bar is open anytime day and night.
You can use virtual money to buy virtual drinks.
Only two drinks per post allowed.
The first round is on the house, I am giving Zach a Long Island Ice Tea, because he has handed out drinks for a long time in the Chat room.
I am buying a shot of creme de cocoa for Okarol.
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Well since there are many chat regulars, I'll start buying for the late night crew.
First drink goes to Wenchie followed by Joe Paul.
Except we never did pin down what drink is Wenchies favorite, just what she has tried. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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I'm not often in chat and I'm a VERY cheap drunk but may I please have an extra VSOP Cognac. Has to be excellent quality or I can't be bothered but if it's the good stuff I'll do a double. Shank yu wery much. Oops, sorry bout the slurring. :rofl;
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Hey Tarbender please line up whatever sluff likes.
And also give monrein another Cognac. :waving;
Ill be over here in the corner with Mr. Phelps. cough choke cough.
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:rofl; I'll pass by the corner in a minute.
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Remember P&K, you didn't inhale :rofl; :rofl;
Another of the late night crew lately, TynyWonder and Tinah. What ever they want Mr. Ackmono is paying for them :rofl; "Thank You Mr. Ackmono" Joe Piscipo and Danny Divito in Wise Guys
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:rofl; you guys are surely making my Friday and I am a Cosmo / Appletini Girl !!! So Please Sir I will take a double
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Thanks Sluff!
:sluff;
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Can't forget RichardMel and CircleInTheDrain.
Think were gonna need beernuts though :rofl;
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:rofl; Chris who told you i dont inhale :oops;
And any of those deviled eggs around. Havnt had one of those in years.
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:rofl; Chris who told you i dont inhale :oops;
And any of those deviled eggs around. Havnt had one of those in years.
Some guy named Bill, you might know him :rofl; :rofl;
Who ever comes in next get's a free drink on Mr. Ackmono.
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me, and i'll take a daiquiri and don't as what flavor, i'm not talking frozen!
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Thank you I'll have a screwdriver.
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Did something break Sluff? Need a Phillips or flathead..
Ill take a Stella Artois and a shot of Yukon please. or a snakebite will do.
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Oh it is after noon... I could use a Tall Dark and Handome right about now!!!
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Oh it is after noon... I could use a Tall Dark and Handsome right about now!!! (Sorry about the previous spelling - must be anticipating the drink!!)
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OK, You Guys!!
Bartender, drinks all around, please -
and make mine Sambuca straight up - :clap; :rofl; :rofl; :clap;
Anne
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Like monrein I am a cheap drunk too!!! A beer for me please!! I do love a nice cold beer!!! Hubby will have a beer too please!!
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hey now.
I want a short perky and gorgeous.
If none available ill take the Sambuca OH YEAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Like monrein I am a cheap drunk too!!! A beer for me please!! I do love a nice cold beer!!! Hubby will have a beer too please!!
There you go!
:beer1;
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I think I have had my limit but.. Does having a rough day at work get you a couple more? I swear ocifercer I am not tipsy yet...
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I'll get you two of whatever you want as long as you don't drive.
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:yahoo;
I would love a schooner of VB please
And I am more than happy to shout the next round
Cheers
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A glass of nice Chardonnay please.
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a martini, of course... Sapphire bombay, very dry, with an olive
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Cuervo 1800 double shot...neat
errrr or I hear thats how you order it! :shy;
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A glass of nice Chardonnay please.
There you go.
:wine;
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A lovely glass of champagne please! Never mind the glass, I will just take the bottle. It has been a long week.
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You and me both girl. I will just take the bottle of wine and sit in a corner.
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I want a Polar Bear. A really big one!
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A Grateful Dead please...... ;D
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Jagge Bomb anyone? :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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will pass on that offer
But I do need hair of the dog
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH the hangover
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A Short Island Ice Tea Please!!
:waving;
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Okey dokey.....I will have a Margarita and hold the salt please.
Mimi
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I am buying a shot of creme de cocoa for Okarol.
Oh boy, now you're talking.
Here's to you Sluff! :beer1;
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I do not know much about drinking anything other than cheap wine---- college days
so give me two of whatever Kitkatz is having --- unless it is chocolate --- make mine strawberry
Oh, God - who is that on the pole
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I'll have a tall Harvey Wallbanger please. :beer1;
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$500 to Sluff (Virtual Tip)
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Holding up dollar bills for Sluff....
that IS him on the pole, right? :rofl;
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I wouldn't want this to say Daddy so that's not me on the pole however I could dance right over to your lap now Rerun and wench. :rofl;
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I do NOT know what to say to that!
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So it's Sunday here in the top end of oz
Sunday tradition in our pubs is .......
porn and prawn
So what time does our virtual bar open for the sunday session?
My mates usually go to a pub near Fannie Bay but I'm sure that we could change our venue
:bandance; :beer1; :yahoo;
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This virtual bar is open 24/7. I am not sure about the prawns and porn, though! You may want to check out the "Don't look at this thread" for naked peoples.
Meanwhile I am drinking my fancy champagne and sitting on the couch watching NASCAR!
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I'm not interested in naked people
There's nothing better than VB stubby and free prawns
All you can eat
Would you like a couple of prawns mate with ya champers
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Hmm - I rather watch the naked people than the NASCAR. Although, when you think about it, both are kind of repetitive to watch. . .
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Well it isn't me :cheer:
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Hey Sluff. I will have Ginger Ale with a splash of red wine. Evidently a cure for nausea. I'm game if you are!!! xx
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Hey Sluff. I will have Ginger Ale with a splash of red wine. Evidently a cure for nausea. I'm game if you are!!! xx
Here have two of them.
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I am also a cheap drunk. I'll have Merlot. I'll just lick the bar where Kit Katz spilled hers.
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I need to get a whiskey sour and a Beck's Dark Beer ;D :cowboy:
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And where's my Jack on the rocks? I left it right there! :o
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So that was your Jack on the rocks. OOOPS!
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Zach, you should know better than to leave a drink unattended!
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Zach, you should know better than to leave a drink unattended!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Someone needs to fill the snack basket back up. We are out of the virtual snacks!
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Oh no! Out of virtual snacks!
Oh here comes the bartender.
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What kind of girly drinks do you have? Any chocolate martinis?
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I will be opening a virtual snack bar and restaurant soon. ;)
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It's always Happy Hour here! :beer1;
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I'm going to have to cut Kitkatz off pretty soon before she hurts herself by falling of her bar stool. :rofl;
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You were so busy watching lola on the pole I am surprised you noticed!
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How about another Margarita???? Double gin and no salt. I've had a bad,
bad week.
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Is happy hour still going on? :rofl;
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I'll take a white russian :2thumbsup;
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Hehehe! Funny Sluff, since I am on the couch not a barstool!
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"it's 5 o'clock, somewhere" i'll take something fruity with a Little paper umbrella in it! and join kitkatz on the couch.
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Your strawberry daquiri is on it's way grammalady. I think it's time to put rubber mats down before you all get hurt... :rofl;
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Hey, I need some popcorn to go with my rum and coke please. :beer1;
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:popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; :popcorn; FREE POPCORN. Get your popcorn.
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Thanks, that tip jar seems to be getting full. :twocents;
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I'll take a rum and diet coke. Fang those where good I remember the days. I am also buying the next round. Enjoy my friends.
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Dang that rum and dirt coke hit the spot. I can see straight now.
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I'll have a tall Harvey Wallbanger please. :beer1;
A Harvey Wallbanger seems appropriate for this group :banghead; but I haven't had one of those since the 1970s!
Harvey Wallbanger. Ingredients:. 1 oz Vodka; 1/2 oz Galliano; 4 oz Orange juice.
I'll join you for one of those W&W :cuddle;
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Bring me two of whatever they are having. I feel awful.
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Been so long, I forgot what else I use to drink at the bar or while out.
Jack and a diet coke I drank a couple times, didn't help with my thirst though :rofl;
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How about a Blue Hawaiian
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All you have to do to make one of those is put a hula dancer in the Walk in freezer for half an hour.
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All you have to do to make one of those is put a hula dancer in the Walk in freezer for half an hour.
I think we need to clean out the Walk-in. Where's the hobart?
8)
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All you have to do to make one of those is put a hula dancer in the Walk in freezer for half an hour.
I think we need to clean out the Walk-in. Where's the hobart?
8)
Sluff tell the guys the Blue Hawaiian is a drink and to quit going back to the freezer to look!
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I just had in-laws visit for 3 days. Please just start pouring anything and everything! :beer1;
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\_/ \_/ \_/ Enough or do you want the kegger? {_} {_}
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I need a couple shots of tequila -- Don Julio please! It is the smoothest tequila. Heck, bring the bottle. I have had a very bad day today!
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Did your little second graders run you over today, Mibarra?
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Free shots of tequila for the next 24 hours. No limit! Line em up! :beer1;
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i will take 2 chilled but hold the salt ;D
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Pour one for me and one for Susie :cuddle;
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Wooohooo, tequila shots all around! :yahoo; :bandance; :rofl;
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I've already had to many. :rofl;
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Hmmmm. .. how many virtual shots do you need to get virtually buzzed?
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virtually unlimited :rofl;
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it's virtually 5 o'clock everywhere :2thumbsup; and i'll have a hot rum toddy
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I'd rather just get roaring, stinking drunk till I'm ready to throw up and pass out.
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Free shots of tequila for the next 24 hours. No limit! Line em up! :beer1;
Ohhhh, I did that once long ago and ended up spending the night sleeping in a bathtub. I better pass. :rofl;
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If it is five o'clock somewhere....pass me a drink!
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Did your little second graders run you over today, Mibarra?
No, I had to watch a precious little chihuahua get run over yesterday! He was still alive so I stopped, picked him up, and put him in the car to run him to the vet and he died anyway. =( The person that ran him over knew he did it (not on purpose I'm sure) but didn't stop at all!! That makes me so angry. I can still see that poor dog on the road. I feel so bad for him. Not a happy day.
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That was a rough day Mibarra. Hugs to you for making sure that little dog suffered as little as you could help him to. :cuddle;
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peach schnappes, please!
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After a couple of the posts I have read today....give me anything stiff!!!!
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MIbarra how sad!! I am with you - that would be hard to get out of my brain too. Give me a shot - I need help sleeping! Good thing this is virtual - I don't hold tequila very well!! Watch out!!
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Awww so sad about the pup. And for you too Manuela :cuddle;
Anyone know how to make a tequila sunrise?
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You pour tequila into your self and watch the sunrise!
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By the way everyone there are no hangovers from drinking at the virtual bar. So drink up and be somebody! :rofl;
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Staggering around looking for another drink.
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Kitkatz needs something hot with a shot---she has a cold.
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Hey it's Friday I will take one Sluff! :beer1;
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I'll take about 10.. Line them up! My luck sucks.
My hubby's car got broken into last night and they took his GPS and my purse. I know I know.. "What's your purse doing in there?" Hubby had just brought me back from the airport (both of my parents ended up in the hospital so I spent a week and a half at their house) and I was so tired from everything going on, I let him bring in the luggage. He just didn't get my purse! So credit cards gone, house keys, school keys, car keys gone! Schools keys are going to cost me about $400!
=( Oh, just bring me the bottle!!!
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Here ill have one with you. That TRULY sucks. Sorry your going to have to go through that whole
process.
:beer1;
Not sure whats in a Tequila sunrise(other then tequila) but they are pretty and tasty when made right
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:wine; :wine; :wine; :wine; :wine; :wine; :wine; :wine;
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I am SHOCKED that I didn't know the bar was open!
Hmmm.... I will have a rum and 7, please put it in the BIGGEST glass you have and while you are at it, I will have a bowl of salted peanuts, and a bag of chips!! :bandance;
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The bar is always open! Take a seat, KimCanada!
Do you want those chips with extra sprinkled salt?
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I'll take about 10.. Line them up! My luck sucks.
My hubby's car got broken into last night and they took his GPS and my purse. I know I know.. "What's your purse doing in there?" Hubby had just brought me back from the airport (both of my parents ended up in the hospital so I spent a week and a half at their house) and I was so tired from everything going on, I let him bring in the luggage. He just didn't get my purse! So credit cards gone, house keys, school keys, car keys gone! Schools keys are going to cost me about $400!
=( Oh, just bring me the bottle!!!
Sorry to hear of your misfortune. Drink up.
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The bar is always open! Take a seat, KimCanada!
Do you want those chips with extra sprinkled salt?
Sounds great MIbarra, I will have EXTRA EVERYTHING!!!! ;D
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Oh Mibarra, sorry to hear of all the trials!
No hangovers Sluff?!? Okay, then I'll have another martini. Did you buy the last one? Then this round is on me. It's Friday and I am giddy just thinking about the weekend.
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Friday! It is five o'clock. Someone get the booze and just intravenous it to me.
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tequila
orange juice
grenadine
ahhh sunrise
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Sorry MIbarra - here's a toast to you and a change of luck! :beer1;
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maybe i missed this answer..does it count towards our fluid intake? cause i got a good 5kg on me! :beer1;
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Remember P&K, you didn't inhale :rofl; :rofl;
Another of the late night crew lately, TynyWonder and Tinah. What ever they want Mr. Ackmono is paying for them :rofl; "Thank You Mr. Ackmono" Joe Piscipo and Danny Divito in Wise Guys
I'll take a "purple hooter shooter" even tho I am SURE it is not "renal" friendly....was it said that it had to be?
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Whiskey before breakfast, anyone?
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SURE!!
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Hope this bar's open late I just got here. Make mine a fine old English Cask Beer such as Spitfire or Timothy Taylor Landlord. Served at cellar temperature of course (not fridge) and with at least a 1/2 inch frothy head.
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A Mimosa, please! Side story - I took my Mother in law to a brunch wedding shower. She said the orange juice was the best she every had. She had no idea she had just had three Mimosas! :rofl;
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maybe i missed this answer..does it count towards our fluid intake? cause i got a good 5kg on me! :beer1;
No! Drink up - you can have as much as you want! :wine; The glass just keeps refilling!
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Could someone please get me a white wine. I have to grade 7th grade essays.
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Here kitkatz, have the whole :wine;
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Thank you. I need someone to come grade these for me!
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I'll grade them! I don't grade much since my intern took over and plus I've been out of school for a week and a half! I'm ready to grade and put cute little stickers and comments on papers again! me me.. give them to me!
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Hahaha! Seventh graders and cute little stickers. I would if I could. Just going to have to buckle down and grade today. Slurp!
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I think that I would be much easier to live with if I had a Super Size frozen margarita topped off with a shot of Grand Marnier. Of course, I would need to drink it somewhere on the beach in paradise...Costa Rica, Belize, Cancun.....Anywhere warm....We are in Colorado and its Feb (BRRRRR).... Maybe, I will just have a shot of kahlua in my hot coffee for now ;D
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Maybe we should open a virtual travel agency too. :rofl;
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Can you guess where I would choose to go? Not a hard thing to figure out ! In the meantime, please pour me anything that is quick and will help me sleep!
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Just give me a shot of anything! Perferably a bullet!
:beer1; (sorry, having a bad day)
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As long as we're escaping virtually, I'll have a quaalude please.
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Maybe we should open a virtual travel agency too. :rofl;
:2thumbsup; Now you're talking - pina coladas on a nice long white beach somewhere exotic for me please :rofl;
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ohhhh Rose, can I join you? Wouldn't that be lovely? I can feel the sun soaking into my body. Can we get massages while we are there?
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The sunshine is beating down on the frothy sea in front of me. Pina colada in hand I stroll down the beach to join my laughing friends. Ahhhhhhhh!
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How about a virtual bong as long as the paparazzi are not nearby.
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it's finals week for me! Give me something..triple!
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A fresh virgin pina colada for me - made with freshly blended coconut and pineapple (not concentrate, etc)!!! Already got the tropical island!
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ohhhh Rose, can I join you? Wouldn't that be lovely? I can feel the sun soaking into my body. Can we get massages while we are there?
OOhh yes, of course you can, it would be no fun there on my own - I hope all my IHD mates will join me :clap;
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Okay, how about Bali? I've always wanted to go there. We can have our massages by the pool or the beach.
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Found the best place for massages In Playa Del Carmen last summer.
Single rooms or rooms for two and only $25 an hour. Full head to toe services best massage i have ever had.
Yes it is on the up and up.
Bartender ill have a Khalua Colada please.
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i'm just in here for thefree ice ;D
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The ice is expensive, sorry. You got to order a free drink with it.
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The ice is expensive, sorry. You got to order a free drink with it.
:rofl; :rofl;
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I've just remembered the photos of Bajanne's terrace and vote we set up the virtual bar and holiday resort there :2thumbsup;
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The ice is expensive, sorry. You got to order a free drink with it.
:rofl; :rofl;
scotch and coke
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Cure for IHD withdrawals.
Better get extra drinks today and tomorrow before IHD has it's upgrade.
IHD will be down for a short time and drinks from the bar is the only cure for IHD withdrawals. :beer1; :beer1; :rofl;
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Just give me one of EVERYTHING. I have dialysis Sunday night so no problem with the virtual fluid!!!
:yahoo;
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Just give me one of EVERYTHING. I have dialysis Sunday night so no problem with the virtual fluid!!!
:yahoo;
Question is are you having virtual dialysis? :rofl;
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I came here didn't I? Rack 'em up bartender!
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;musicalnote; And there's a hand my trusty Friend!
And give us a hand o'thine!
And we'll take a right good-will draught
For Auld Lang Syne!! ;musicalnote;
I know, New Year's song, but my Toast to the New upgrade !! :2thumbsup; !!
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Impatiently waiting for the upgrade. :waiting;
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My renters just called and they bought a house. Line'em up boys! Now I have to either try selling it or find another renter. DARN!
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My renters just called and they bought a house. Line'em up boys! Now I have to either try selling it or find another renter. DARN!
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Name your poison.
Bummer, hopefully you can find someone to pay rent.
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I would like to Order Rerun a Double.... :o
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I would like to sell it but I'm not going to give it away yet. I'll take rent for a few years and then give it away.
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Quick, pour me something before IHD is down for a couple of hours. What will I do with my time? Clean---no! I just sit in my corner sipping my virtual drink until I can order another one. :rofl;
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Are we having green beer for St. Patrick's day tomorrow!!! I will have a cold one please!!!
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Are we having green beer tomorrow? What kind of place you think we are running here? Absolutely not only do we have green beer but we have green everything and all different shades of green to boot.
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Green beer? Green eggs and ham?
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I do, I do, I do like my green beer and ham! :o
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I am usually a teetolaler - hence my virgin Piña Colada, but my upcoming operation this week certainly warrants something a bit stronger.
Your strongest potion, bartender!
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I'll have one of what everybody else is having. :wine;
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Okay, Okay, I'll make an exception and drink green beer for my Irish grandfather.
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I can't go to the chat room, so I will just drink whatever anyone pours! Where is Zach? :beer1;
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:beer1; :beer1; :beer1; :wine; :wine; :wine;
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Thanks Zach---I feel better already! :2thumbsup;
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I am drinking instead of chatting tonight. Slide one down here barkeep!
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Chat now, chat forever!
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Who is serving and who is buying? :beer1;
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I just finished bottling a brew of wine. 30 bottles!! So here's a glass of wine for everybody :wine;
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:clap; I'd like a screwdriver with that glass of wine please.
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Del, I bet your wine is delicious! Thanks for pouring a glass for me!