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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: mikey07840 on December 12, 2008, 04:43:23 AM
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I Live in Warren County NJ...
You know you live in Warren County if..
you believe there are more cows then people
when you come over the hill on asbury broadway road.. it smells like sh*t
you've been to Lake Marguerite
you've been to shades of death road if your really bored
you've drank in the woods... or at hawk pointe.... or at the cabin in fairway... or behind warren hills high school... or at the ski jump.. or at the cement factory.. or the junkyard
you've seen the washington theater open, then close, then open again
you know what a boro rat is
you live in the "white franklin"
your the only one at college who knows what quoits are
you know oxford still has kkk meetings
you think the abandoned boys camp near the roaring rock is an old insane asylum
your a member at Fairway Valley Golf Course
the panthers always used to beat the redskins
the only people who like pburg kids are pburg kids
you've been cow tipping
the FFA is the biggest club in your school
you have any idea what the warren grange is for
you remember that the chicken farm nearly burnt down
you boast that hot dog johnny's and toby's cup is in our county
your best high school sports team is the wrestling team
you remember what that lonestar cafe was
you stayed out mad late at medowbreeze park
you remember that hackettstown had a mall
the fire sound from balloons doesn't bother you because they always fly over your house in the summmer
you drive by the dunkin donuts in washington and you see 8 pick-up trucks
you regularly go to the key city diner or the washington diner
you went to the villa every wed and fri night
you go to the fireworks show at the middle school every year
every week you hear the siren from merril creek
you know why jenny jumped
you have watched or at least talked about the easton vs p-burg football game on thanksgiving
you know the good fireworks outlets in pa.
a traffic jam is almost always casued by a tractor
every other person you meet is a memeber of the rhinehart or sbriscia family
you've jumped off brainards bridge
you know what month of the summer you're in from how high the corn is
you've eaten at the Runway Cafe at the Blairstown airport
you remember when there used to be a Hess's in the pburg mall
when someone asks you about "the gap" you automatically assume they're talkin about the Delaware Water Gap not the the clothing store
the highlight of your summer is the demolition derby and wristband night at the farmer's fair
you're living next to a bunch of farms but everyone in school thinks they're living in the ghetto
you would rather drive a quad or dirtbike then a car
if you consider 57 a major highway