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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: paul.karen on November 25, 2008, 09:11:03 AM

Title: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: paul.karen on November 25, 2008, 09:11:03 AM
1 . I prefer breasts to legs.


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.


4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!


5. I've never seen a better spread!


6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


10. Don't play with your meat!


11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.


12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!


14. You still have a little bit on your chin.


15. How long will it take after you put it in?


16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.


18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!


19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.


20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: kellyt on November 25, 2008, 11:53:10 AM
I feel dirty.    :-*
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: mikey07840 on November 25, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
Cheeky!
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: David13 on November 26, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: thegrammalady on November 26, 2008, 03:09:53 PM
 :shy; (not)   :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: Romona on November 28, 2008, 06:58:50 PM
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: Chris on November 28, 2008, 07:21:35 PM
:sarcasm;  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: Kitsune on November 29, 2008, 12:49:51 AM
21. I stuffed that bird last night and man am I tired.
22. Man, that bird was juicy.
23.Those are some juicy breasts you have there.
24. Nice thighs.
25. That bird sure has some huge breasts.
26. Dad, are you done stuffing that bird yet?
27. Don't push, everyone will get some.
28. Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
29. Soon we can all pull on the bone.
30. That's a nice piece of meat you have there.
31. Did you stuff the bird yet?
32. What a plump bird you have there.
33. Stuff it all the way up there.
34. I'm getting the bird all juicy now.
35. That bird is kind of dry.
36. How much did that bird cost?
37. I want a piece of that bird.
38. That bird was hot.
39. I choked on a bone.
40. My brother stuffed that bird.
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: twirl on November 29, 2008, 03:53:53 AM
 :yahoo;  Kitsune----- did those come of the top of your head
 :bow;
Title: Re: Things you can say and get away with on Thanksgiving
Post by: Kitsune on November 29, 2008, 02:34:26 PM
:yahoo;  Kitsune----- did those come of the top of your head
 :bow;

Yes, they did.