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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Rerun on October 29, 2008, 01:02:03 PM
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I live in a "Pet Friendly" apartment complex. There are "potty areas" where you can take your dog. The official rules are your dog must be on a leash and you must pick up after your pet. My dog was on a leash and I do pick up poo. BUT I was walking to mail a letter and Pebbles stops to pee. This guy comes out and tells me that "That will kill the lawn". I said "well, it is pee, what do you want me to do". Pee happens! So does shit only you can pick that up. He told me to go to the office and tell that to them.... so I marched right into the office and told them the guy in #38 was harassing me because my dog peed on the lawn. They called him right then but were way too nice to him. They told me to try to make it to the designated areas but they understand accidents.
I told the guy if he didn't like living in a Pet Friendly Apartment to move.
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:waving; Rerun. Why do people have to be such asses? :Kit n Stik;
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Rerun you need to carry a taser. Use it. :) Then yell at him for peeing on the lawn.
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I wish your dog would pee on his foot.
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Rerun, don't they make doggy diapers? :rofl;
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Rerun, don't they make doggy diapers? :rofl;
Do you smuggle snasages in doggie diapers??
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Take some poop, put it in a paper bag & put it on that guys porch. Light the bag on fire and ring his doorbell. When he opens the door, he will see the fire and go to tramp it out. :rofl;
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Here's to the jerk in #38 :Kit n Stik; geeze...some people are just too obnoxious. Hey, my dog Hop-Sing pees an extraordinary amount for such a little creature. Want me to mail #38 some Hop-Sing pee and not screw the lid on tight?
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Thanks for making me laugh you guys!
:rofl;
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I liked when my dog used to pee on the lawn. Something about her urine actually fertalized it and made spots greener. I think I read somewhere this can often be the case with female dogs. So, is she female?
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isn't pee fertilizer
like super powered water for grass
how much could your little doggie pee
1/4 cup
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Rerun,
Male sure Pebbles "understands" she must wait until you are in the designated area to go pee. :rofl;
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Maybe that's why the grass here is so thick around the fire hydrant.
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Yes, she is female. I took her for a walk by his place today (after I knew she was empty) just to tick him off. The next time we went by his blinds were closed. I think I made my point.
:sir ken;
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That neighbor has no idea what a sensitive subject peeing can be!
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WOW
Talk about not having a life.
Good grief. With all the problems in the world he is complaining about a little pee..
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Unfortunately you could not go over to his place and pee on is porch yourself! How about a bag of doggie doo doo set on fire on his front step!
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Rerun you forgot to tell the guy that if you could pee you would also pee on his yard. watch him scratch his head over that! ...Boxman
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look at it this way...you have a life, apparently he doesn't!
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look at it this way...you have a life, apparently he doesn't!
Actually I don't have a life. Otherwise something so stupid wouldn't upset me. Then last night I was scared because I've watched too many Prison Break episodes and got to thinking what if... he was some maniac and may come over and break in and kill me.
Then I thought "so what" and went to sleep!
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:waving;
You do make me smile Rerun..
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The racoons, birds, mice, or any other wildlife in your complex had just better watch out! No peeing for them, either!
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Obviously you did not see his sign!
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Does that sign mean it's ok for humans to pee in public on the next block where there isn't a no pee zone? Just want to make sure since I'll have to take another lasix tonight. Don't want to drop my drawers in the wrong block!
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how much could you min. pup pee anyways
1/4 of a cup
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I used to work at an office on the other side of the Mackinaw Bridge across the Straits of Mackinac in northern Michigan. If you're not familiar with it - it's huge at 5 miles long - think of a green and white version of the Golden Gate. It's big enough and important enough to have its own security force. I worked with a man whose approach to life in general was VERY laid back. He strolled in late one morning, casually poured himself a cup of coffee, and plopped down at his desk. He took a long slurp, looked up, and quizzically said, "Did you know there are cameras on the bridge? And that if you stop to pee off of it, the Bridge patrol comes out and threatens to arrest you?"
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You made me chuckle thanks made my day hahaha
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Would that be like peeing in the wind?
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The racoons, birds, mice, or any other wildlife in your complex had just better watch out! No peeing for them, either!
I think that would hold up in court. He must prove that he has complained on every other wild animal that has peed on the lawn. Then he must PROVE that it was Rerun's dog pee that actually killed the lawn and not all those other wild animals.
What a nutjob!!!! I would go pour lemonade on his porch every freaking morning. Pour it everywhere!!!
Besides, I thought only cat pee killed everything in site.
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Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss! Pardon my crude vocabulary. I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee. Is that better?
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Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss! Pardon my crude vocabulary. I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee. Is that better?
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap; :clap;
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Takes a very small dick to give you shit over piss! Pardon my crude vocabulary. I should say it takes a small mind to give you grief about a little puppy pee pee. Is that better?
Very Aussie Cindy! (the first, not the later) And so true. I couldn't have said it better! :clap;
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Rerun - if I get to pee again
I will come visit you and pee in his yard
:sir ken; what do you think he will say when he sees a big butt peeing :cuddle;
this makes getting a transplant worth trying for
revenge for a friend :cheer: