I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: twirl on October 19, 2008, 11:07:30 AM
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how do you catch a unique rabbit
unique up on him
how do you catch a tame rabbit
tame way, unique up on him
how do crazy people go through the forest
they take the psycho path
how do you get holy water
you boil the hell out of it
what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall
dam
what do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long
polaroid's
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work
a stick
what do you call cheese that is not yours
nacho cheese
more later the dryer is calling me
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Good stuff; keep em coming!
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thanks
what do you call Santa's Helpers
subordinate clauses
what do you call four bullfighters
Quantro sinko
what do you get from a pampered cow
spoiled milk
what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
a nervous wreck
where is a dog with no legs
right where you left him
Why do gorillas have big nostrils
because they have big fingers
why don't blind people like to sky dive
because it scares the dog
what kind of coffee was served on the Titantic
Sanka
what is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover
the location of the dirt bag no offense to anyone at IHD
why do Pilgrims's pants always fall down
they were their belts on their hats
what is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver
a bad golfer goes whack, Dang!
a bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack!
how is a Texas Tornado and an Alabama divorce the same
somebody's going to lose a trailer
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I had a blind friend years ago that would have loved to sky dive :rofl; :rofl;
He did want to drive a car so I let him drive mine...I sat down low in the seat and worked the steering wheel and he put his cane out the window and tapped the street....can you believe it but everyone pulled off when they saw him coming...I was giggling so hard I could hardly steer. :rofl; :rofl;